SOME OF THE 163 REASONS WHY IT TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE UNITY

  1. Write script.
  2. Raise money.
  3. Negotiate contracts.
  4. Fly to Europe.  Shoot footage.
  5. Fly to Africa.  Shoot footage.
  6. Fly to India and China.
  7. Shoot more footage.
  8. Record narrators.
  9. Run out of money.
  10. Find new investors.
  11. Disagree with investors.
  12. Comply with investors.
  13. Bicker amongst ourselves.
  14. Start grumpy rumors.
  15. Deny grumpy rumors.
  16. Move to a different office.
  17. Rewrite script.
  18. Record more narrators.
  19. Shoot more footage.
  20. License footage we couldn't shoot.
  21. Edit footage.
  22. Choose music.
  23. Change music.
  24. Move offices again.
  25. Shoot on location.
  26. Shoot at home.
  27. Record a couple dozen more narrators.
  28. Move again.
  29. Edit footage.
  30. Re-edit footage.
  31. Edit the re-edited footage.
  32. Consider getting a new editor.
  33. Record more and more narrators.
  34. Lock picture.
  35. Submit to festivals.
  36. Get rejected by festivals.
  37. Release film anyway.

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